(Krash)banikoot

No matter what one does, someone somewhere isn't going to like it.

On the other hand someone somewhere will agree with you.

During a Period

  • Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
  • Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
  • Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
  • Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
  • Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
  • Me: why can I not have a penis.
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